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AK Twisted Wellness Guide: The Truth About Bull Shark Testosterone

AK Twisted Wellness Guide: The Truth About Bull Shark Testosterone

, by APRILKIRK TJALAS, 5 min reading time

Welcome to Aktwisted Wellness Guide, where we debunk health myths. Today, let's explore the myth of bull shark testosterone's effects on human health. Despite speculation from a video game, scientific evidence refutes its supposed benefits. At Aktwisted Wellness, we prioritize evidence-based content for informed health decisions. Stay tuned for trusted insights.

The Truth About Bull Shark Testosterone

How do rumors get started? You hear something from a friend, whisper it to another, and before you know it, everyone thinks that totally false piece of information is fact.

Well, some rumors—like the rumor that bull shark testosterone can boost testosterone (T) levels in humans—can start in surprising ways. In this case, a video game based on fictional characters was the culprit. But that didn’t stop the rumor from gaining traction.

How Bull Shark Testosterone Became a Thing

It all started with a video game back in 2008 when the massively popular game, Grand Theft Auto IV, was released. In the game, there’s a brief reference to a fitness enthusiast named Brucie Kibbutz taking testosterone extracted from Chilean bull shark testicles.

This became a staple in the game, where if your character takes bull shark testosterone, they briefly go into a “roid rage” with enhanced strength and reflexes. Sales of GTA4 broke three Guinness World Records, so a lot of people started wondering if BST was a real thing they could get their hands on.

With many men curious about how to get bull shark testosterone pills, the market took advantage. Fly-by-night companies rebranded “male enhancement” products with bull shark names and logos to cash in. These were no different than the products they’d sold for years, combinations of horny goat weed and sea cucumber extract and whatever else they could convince people to swallow.

Rumors circulated that bull shark testosterone could add pounds of muscle and cure erectile dysfunction all at once.

Is there any truth to it? You might be surprised to find this out, but it turns out that guy in the locker room selling creatine supplements for a multi-level marketing company wasn’t a good source of scientifically accurate information. Bull shark testosterone is not a real thing.

Bull Sharks

Bull sharks may not offer anything good for your workout, but they’re fascinating creatures. They’re among the top three deadliest shark species to humans, along with great white sharks and tiger sharks. They tend to live in coastal waters, but unlike other species, they can survive in freshwater. They’ve been caught in the Mississippi River, as far North as Illinois. People have found bull sharks in lakes with no apparent connection to the ocean.

We should dispel a few myths about bull sharks right off the bat. First, contrary to Brucie Kibbutz of Grand Theft Auto fame, there are no Chilean bull sharks. At least no one has ever reported one. You’re far more likely to encounter a bull shark off the coast of Charleston than Chile.

Then there’s the matter of testosterone concentration. A healthy adult human male has a testosterone level ranging from 3.5 to 7.5 nanograms per milliliter.

Testosterone isn’t a steady thing, though. Levels fluctuate throughout the day. Smelling an ovulating woman can cause testosterone to spike. Another sure-fire method is watching pornography. Oddly enough, playing Grand Theft Auto could raise your testosterone levels, too, as long as you’re winning.

How does the mighty bull shark compare? Not as much research has gone into testing bull shark testosterone levels as you’d imagine, but we do have some data. A 1990 study tested two captured male bull sharks:

Shark One had merely 2.7 ng/ml testosterone. In a human male, that would have qualified as low.

On the other hand, Shark Two was a virtual testosterone factory with a whopping 358 ng/ml.

Both of these sharks may have been outliers, as sharks of other species ranged from 23 to 78.5 ng/mL. Someone might consider buying Shark One an Xbox or Playstation, though.

Who Actually Needs Testosterone?

One should only take testosterone with a prescription and strictly according to their prescriber’s instructions. Taking testosterone in ways not prescribed can cause serious side effects, including heart attack, stroke, liver disease, seizures, and mania. Testosterone can even cause male breast growth, a condition known as gynecomastia.

Testosterone is typically available as a gel, transdermal patch, or injection. Only recently have oral testosterone tablets been approved by the FDA.

If you don’t have low T and feel compelled to increase your testosterone, there are safer ways to do it than hunting sharks. As it turns out, playing video games or watching pornography can be a great alternative!

DISCLAIMER

If you have any medical questions or concerns, please talk to your healthcare provider. The articles on AK Twisted Wellness Guide are underpinned by peer-reviewed research and information drawn from medical societies and governmental agencies. However, they are not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.”

Sources:

  1. Video Game Rumor: Rockstar Games. (2008). Grand Theft Auto IV.
  2. Bull Shark Information: National Geographic Society. (n.d.). Bull Shark. Nationalgeographic.com.
  3. Testosterone Levels in Sharks: Gruber, S. H., & Cohen, J. L. (1990). Serum steroid levels in the free-ranging lemon shark, Negaprion brevirostris. General and Comparative Endocrinology, 79(3), 399–405.
  4. Testosterone Levels in Humans: Kumanov, P., Nandipati, K., Tomova, A., Agarwal, A., & Prasad, A. S. (2008). Inhibin B and testosterone levels in adult males with gonadotropin-releasing hormone receptor mutations. Fertility and Sterility, 89(4), 1021–1024.
  5. Testosterone Replacement Therapy: Bhasin, S., Cunningham, G. R., Hayes, F. J., Matsumoto, A. M., Snyder, P. J., & Swerdloff, R. S. (2010). Testosterone therapy in adult men with androgen deficiency syndromes: An Endocrine Society clinical practice guideline. The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism, 95(6), 2536–2559.

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